Sunday, September 24, 2006

Number 799 - Queen

Number 799


"Dont Stop Me Now"

Gazza here, Right i am taking over, i am not letting that F**kwit Crowbarred doing any bloody reviews about Queen. He's bloody useless at it!

Now anybody with half an IQ point would know that Queen were a far better band then those fagbags "The Beatles". You only have to look at the facts don't you. First of all they packed out more stadiums than a nude Brittney Spears holding up a common household duster with that look in her eye.

Secondly, Queen never had big ego's like the Fab Four (get me a bucket) you would never see Bryan May and Freddy Mercury squabbling over an Asian immigrant holding a magnifying glass on top of a ladder and which a sign read in blood "Root Me"

Right that's all i have to say. That farken crowbarred can amuse you all for all i care. But i will be back when Queen is mention, oh don't worry about that.


"Gazza" Shackelton

Rolling Stone Top 500 Songs ranked this song at Number (Bloody useless how did Rolling Stone miss this) and the Album ranked at Number (Hey R.S I'm talking to my farken lawyers "Gazza")

This song has a crowbarred rating of 64.2 out of 108 pts

By The Year 1955 to 2005:



Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight - the Beatles were "fagbags" and Queen were not. Hmm. And by the same logic - I'm a "fagbag" and you're not. Is this one of those children's games in which everything you say means the opposite? And will your next review contain the same set of swear words (with different meanings, of course) or not? Now listen carefully little Gazza, in the words of your famous New Zealand cousin, Gollum, "Go away and NEVER come back" (Do I need to spell it out, starting with "F..."?

8:59 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:03 pm  

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